Archive for May, 2011

May 23, 2011

Two Truths and a Lie

  1. Your Love Librarian won’t be a librarian for much longer.
  2. I finally met “the One” and he is perfect.
  3. I lost 20 lbs in 30 days.

Ok, so make that one truth, one lie, and one hopefully-will-be-a-truth-in-30-days.

  1. Your Love Librarian won’t be a librarian for much longer. TRUE. Since my last update over three months ago, I applied to grad school…again. I’m just waiting to hear whether or not I’ve been accepted. If I got in, then this librarian won’t be pushing books for much longer. If I didn’t get in, then this librarian will be pushing books for as long as it takes to find another job. Turns out that being a librarian is NOT my calling.
  2. I finally met “the One” and he is perfect. FALSE. Are you kidding? If I’d met even the runner-up to “the One,” I’d be blogging about him. As it is, the only men I can get so much as smile from are infants and creepy old dudes.
  3. I lost 20 lbs in 30 days. FALSE…for now. I’ve recently picked up a new book, The 4-Hour Body by Timothy Ferriss. He swears that you can lose up to 20 lbs in 30 days if you follow his “Slow Carb” diet to the letter. If I can lose 20 lbs in 45 days, I’ll give him my first-born. I have a 10-year high school reunion coming up in a couple of weeks. And then a trip to California in July. And a good friend’s wedding in September. If I’m going to be a single lady at these three events, then dammit I will be a hot single lady.

And so, dear Readers, that is a recap of my life at the present moment. So exciting, right? I will start posting updates regularly (at least, I’ll try to), especially with this new diet. And no, I promise not to turn this into a weight loss blog because, well, that’s just boring and annoying. However, this diet has already made me eat beans for breakfast (that was a first!), endure an ice-cold shower, and take pictures of myself in nothing but my underwear. And it’s just day one. How can this diet NOT be entertaining?

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